a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(via upabovetheworld)
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
(via nalien)
